Avant garde, no?
Hold up, how good would it be if there was a deadly futuristic scooter sport called Razerbal! Get a bunch of people on Razer scooters in some sort of dome and then just cut off the oxygen. Chuck some medicine balls at 'em or something?

Anyway, that's not the point of this page! The point is, I noticed recently that Helen Razer is not very well represented in the Opinion Pages of The Age. Considering what is well represented on those pages, this seems like a most unwise editorial decision. I present the following interactive graph (2/4/2012-Present) as a demonstration of how oppressed Ms. Razer truly is:

Pull your socks up, The Age!