Avant garde, no?
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AUSTRALIAN FLAG

Let's face it.


The current Australian flag is BORING and UNORIGINAL.


UNION JACK? Yeah whatever, United Kingdom.

RED, WHITE, AND BLUE? Yeah ok, United States.

STARS? Yeah shutup, a million other countries.

IT'S TIME TO MAKE A CHANGE and we here at CHANGETHEAUSTRALIANFLAGTOAGIANTDICK.COM believe that a GIANT DICK is the BEST and ONLY choice.


Think about it.


IT'S ORIGINAL. No REAL flag in the whole entire world has a big, giant dick on it.

IT'S COMPELLING. Everyone loves giant dicks. Even straight men and lesbians find themselves loving giant dicks from time to time.

IT CAPTURES THE AUSTRALIAN SPIRIT. Everyone is always saying how super laid back Australians are, and what's more laid back than not caring enough about your flag that you change it to a giant dick?


So, c'mon!


WRITE LETTERS to people of influence.

PROTEST on the steps of parliament.

DO WHATEVER IT TAKES to make the BIGGEST and MOST IMPORTANT change in our nation's history.


Please.

Change the Australian flag to a GIANT DICK.