Avant garde, no?

HEED THIS WARNING.  THIS IS A TRUE STORY.  DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!!!

There once was a kid called Joe that went to my school.  He was an average kid, he got good grades, had some friends, and he surfed the net.  Joe and his friends liked to chat while on the internet, but one day they regretted that they had been so open to strangers they'd met online.  For one day, while chatting, Joe's computer became a gateway to hell, through which poured hordes of demons that grabbed Joe and pulled him back into the screen, closing the gateway behind them.

The End.

<This is a true story.  It really happened.  Don't let your kids even go near a computer.  It's too dangerous.  Do you really want 20 Skeleton Warriors fiddling around with your registry editor, and a Bat Prince taking the ball out of your mouse?  Destroy your computer.  Don't even turn it off.  Just get a sledgehammer and smash it!  You shouldn't even have been able to read this far!  JUST SMASH IT BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!!!  Knock the monitor off the desk.  This is a warning Pro Bono Publico El Taco.  Give this to all your friends.  Make your children rue the day they allowed their parent's to use the internet.  Yank out that Modem!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!!!!>