Avant garde, no?

...and some pills make you small.

But the ones that mother gives you, don't do anything at all.

Go ask Alice, when she's ten feet taaaallll.

I'm baaaaaaaaaack.

In fact, I'm back, baby.

Before I sacrificed my internet webdiary to Satan (whom I worship) in exchange for many, many gold coins, I had nothing to write.

Then, having sacrificed it, I had nothing BUT things to write about.

Now, having torn it back from the talons of the Dark Master of all Evil himself, I find myself lost for words.

A lot has happened. I have been all over the country, in search of redemption and hope, but also because I lost my shoe.


BREAKING NEWS:

jelly says:
oh hey cam ,lex and i are going to be married in the church of stan by Anton LeVey
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
I agree.

The Church of Stan? Fools.

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