None Dare Call It Dr. Cam's Internet Weblog/archive

Minmum entry: 6 (Complaining from Thursday) 7 (An email from Tori, and a reply to same) 9 (Automative Trouble) 10 (Father's Day) 11 (Money - AND LOTS OF IT!) 12 (Why don't you put it in your faggy pink dreamjournal, fag?) 13 (I think it would be safe to say...) 14 (Fuck) 15 (Fuck Part 2) 16 (Political diatribes aside) 17 (Moving up in the world...) 18 (Allegedly astute observation from 3 years ago) 19 (Lima beans and other adventures through the space/time continuum) 20 (Capital T) 21 (Thank God It's, you know, the end of the week and that.) 22 (Lies, lies and damned lies) 23 (Pippi Longstockings Kicks A Whole Variety Of Ass) 24 (You gotta be 18 to look this cool) 25 (Insert spooky music here) 26 (juvenile political analysis) 27 (Beating the drum) 28 (Max with an X) 29 (Disturbing Play School Obsession) 30 (A conversation with Jelly) 31 (Sean Astin Update) 32 (We'd just like to be trivial about our logo because we're a major corporation and we think that people care) 33 (Who the fuck?) 34 (More Later) 35 (what the fuck just happened?) 36 (Matthew Broderick, what a dreamboat.) 37 (Mexican Standoff) 38 (Jesus, my fucking eyes!) 39 (Who's crazy now?) 40 (Hey Future Cam, you're working at 7.30 tonight, you forgetful motherfucker.) 41 (Why I don't like FreeTV) 42 (Detective Work & The Krishna Consciousness) 43 (Oh, right.) 44 (No time to explain, Chris! We're going to the moon!) 45 (Don't worry, there's a fight at the end) 46 (A different kind of fight) 47 (Day, like, two or something...) 48 (Withdrawal Symptoms) 49 (Shove it, you fucking junky.) 50 (Faggy Pink Dream Journal #2 + What's News, Pussycat?) 51 (Satanism from yesterday + Reappraisals of the Work Experience Kid) 52 (Curses! It's a feeble old woman! + Oh noes I forgot work + Snapshot in time) 53 (Show me the way to the next whiskey bar. Thank fucking christ it's Friday) 54 (Generic Withdrawal Symptoms Entry #8) 55 (Too Drunk To Fuck) 56 (One word: Hung. Over.) 57 (Shoe fetishist? + Logging Tapes) 58 (Waking up to the horror of a broken swivel chair.) 59 (Oh, Amerika, how bad doth you suck.) 60 (Anal sex really hurts) 61 (Grade Six, you suck) 62 (It's cold in the freezer) 63 (Enterrement, Difficile.) 64 (Beat on the brat with a baseball bat, OH YEAH!) 65 (Well, I am Governor Jerry Brown...) 66 (No! Not the Performing Arts Mafiosi!) 67 (Faggy Pink Dreamjournal 3) 68 (Faggy Pink Dreamjournal #4) 69 (Grade Six Teacher) 70 (Dream money and further plans) 71 (An evening of interpretive dance) 72 (Vodka and Nutmeg) 73 (Dealing with the consequences) 74 (Impromptu surgery) 75 (Faggy Pink Dream Journal #5) 76 (My top ten favourite seasons of all time.) 77 (Whatever shall we do? How about we... INITIATE A RACE WAR! LOOK OUT, WORLD!) 78 (Happy New Years ahaahahahahahaaa!) 79 (Jesus, I'm so punk + "Holy Crap!" + Cake) 80 (Bang! You're dead + Notes + Spider + Lego + Disturbing Sex Talk) 81 (God, I hate my job + Faggy Pink Dreamjournal #6) 82 (Server troubles) 83 (Shock/Horror) 84 (Quest... Into The Future) 85 (No! Not.... not... THE SHADOW!) 86 (Fucking genius.) 87 (Down & Out In Churchill + In a real fourth reich...) 88 (Orville calls) 89 (Ninja editing and then disaster!) 90 (Car Troubles v. 2.01) 91 (getting lost and getting drunk) 92 (Faggy Pink Dream Journal #7) 93 (Things of interest...) 94 (Spammy McSpamSpam + What Would Jesus Do?) 95 (Black Spot Sneakers and the ZOG/Neo-Conservative Conspiracy) 96 ((Relevant?) Flashback) 97 (Remember Me? ...Yes, actually.) 98 (Rumsfeld, Reith & Richard Pleasance) 99 (A fantastic day!) 100 (Century) 101 (Well, I never crossed a man that didn't deserve it...) 102 (Lazy is as Lazy does.) 103 (A hot chick, Third Rock From The Sun, and a spelling consultant) 104 (Gadzooks and other fun times, I'm sure) 105 (Stay cool...) 106 (Drug-fuct and fancy free) 107 (It's pretty fucking hot... + Neurocam) 108 (Strange daze...) 109 (Vampire hunting and other beans...) 110 (Neurocam Clarification + A Question) 111 (Lewd, and crude, and foulsome dude.) 112 (One two three four seven.) 113 (Felled By A Typo...) 114 (Missing Christmas Eve Post) 115 (Hooked On A Feeling - NYE 2004) 116 (Insider knowledge...) 117 (gimme gimme shock treatment - back on le air) 118 (Who's there?) 119 (Scientific discovery...) 120 (A saving of 1.2 cents) 121 (Offspring, Insects, and a Road to Nowhere... + Coy glances + Poetry) 122 (Hyped For Christ + C'est de la Abandonment) 123 (More science, goddammit!) 124 (Death Becomes The Road + My little sister Vs. Graham Greene and small children + Fairytale...) 125 (Sean Connery, Andrew Wilson and staring into infinity.) 126 ("You don't even like jazz!") 127 (The KKK Took My Baby Away) 128 (Land of the Long, White Cloud...) 129 (Stoned MSN with Nathan) 130 (I'm not sure if this is going to work...) 131 (Dreamy eyes...) 132 (Drunken letter to self) 133 (Three Lads & A Slag) 134 (Strewth! Turn A Conker Sideways!!1!) 135 (Mobius Trip) 136 (Sunburnt (was Dope Lingo)) 137 (My internet porn ring is a front for a band (woah-oh!)) 138 (Nazi Guide) 139 (Zany escapades) 140 (Vale Raoul) 141 (Testicles and other intellectual endeavours) 142 (Bonus Bonez) 143 (Going Troppo Would Be A Stupid Title) 144 (Hey Mr. Sandman! Send me a dream!) 145 (Good Old Fashioned VIOLENCE!) 146 (Miskallaneous: Muthafucken Updated!) 147 (Milk, you say?) 148 (C'est de la Wireless) 149 (Milkshake Musing + Science + Deep Thoughts) 150 (And now for the comedy stylings of...) 151 (And now the Komedy Stylings of Luke Connors...) 152 (Unbirthday Party. (warning: I'm still a little drunk)) 153 (Straight Edge North Melbourne Hijinx) 154 (Socks, drugs, rock and roll) 155 (The Pope Is Dead!) 156 (Official Report X) 157 (Buckets of Fun) 158 (Sunrise Knives) 159 (Assaulting the airwaves with our unseemly presence...) 160 (How to Party in a manner that could be described as Hearty.) 161 (Eye Spy + Bass Strait Hijinx) 162 (Let's play the Numbers Game) 163 (Disco Is King) 164 (Who the fuck needs sleep anyway?) 165 (I love you, Ben!) 166 (Another bright Toorak morning...) 167 (Comments Spam - Woss it all about then?) 168 (Tooradin: A Frank But Fair Account) 169 (Little snippets of Thursday) 170 (I am complete) 171 (Meet Edward Tee) 172 (Music and other fun times) 173 (Dangerous times in the WDC...) 174 (From the heart of Interzone...) 175 (What I done...) 176 (Old School (Flip it funkwise, DJ)) 177 (I'm the Messiah Part 2: Dead) 178 (Degenerate Valley Youth) 179 (DEATHFOG!!!!) 180 (I'm a bad little blogger!) 181 (Possible Motor Troubles) 182 (Thoughts on London) 183 (1900 PRAISE JEEZUS!) 184 (Illest Pimp Slap) 185 (Turning Up The Heat) 186 (The Keen, Keen Eyes of Edward Tee and the Truth about Andrew Fraser) 187 (Waz Vegas - Greater Valley Area's Most Liveable City) 188 (Radio radio radio (radio radio radio)) 189 (This is ground control to Major Tom...) 190 (Argh! My freaking fingers!) 191 (Cheggacheggacheggachooo.... klunk) 192 (He's a smoo opera.) 193 (blah blah blah...) 194 (Back in Black) 195 (I have bad news and I have worse news...) 196 (Some pills make you larger...) 197 (Murder She Wrote) 198 (Video Store Fiends) 199 (Battle Tonight! ... Well, last night.) 200 (200 Posts) 201 (Victorian drivers are DRUG FUCT) 202 (Getting up to no good.) 203 (My dad worked for the SEC, and so did he, and so did he...) 204 (Chatting w/ Courtney) 205 (Riding In Cars With MEN!) 206 (Things are smaller when you're taller) 207 (WHAT DO WE WANT?) 208 (Alcohol - great, or just awesome?) 209 (Stace and the good Dokter discuss local politix) 210 (Dancing.) 211 (Da pohlice wahlked in...) 212 (get up, get up, get up (and dance)) 213 (Hurrah, it's nearly Christmas!) 214 (Dancing... it's a sin, you know) 215 (Everything up to this point...) 216 (Twingey McTwinge) 217 (Happy Fucking Australia Day!) 218 (I'm fucking tolerant, you stupid bitch) 219 (Vant to dance, biatch?) 220 (Damn, baby!) 221 (Hume Politix...) 222 (Vegie & The Dr. fail to see another cool gig) 223 (Trivia, G.) 224 (Below sub-zero, in outer space, in outer space...) 225 (A Mysoginist Rap I'd Like To Hear) 226 (Caution: New World Order Ahead!) 227 (We were born to be (Ali-ive!)) 228 (Down... you gotta get down...) 229 (The whole general face area) 230 (Wrap your chompers around this!) 231 (What's the time, Mr. Wolf (what's the time?)) 232 (Cloudy Days in Waz Vegas) 233 (Detective Cam goes Ghosthunting) 234 (Detective Cam investigates another mystery) 235 (Art: Pretty pictures and such) 236 (Hey hey hey (there'll be food on the table tonight)) 237 (Depression und More Clouds) 238 (More mysterious? NO WAY?) 239 (Not a Russian lesbian to be seen...) 240 (Dr. Jeffreys!) 241 (S to the Oapy, Homes) 242 (How to eat an oreo...) 243 (Can you sing? Can you dance?) 244 (That's the drop.) 245 (You got trouble my friend (right here in River City)) 246 (Musics etc.) 247 (Strange events?) 248 (Es-pee-oh-nar-jee) 249 (The mystery deepens... even deeper!) 250 (So, I thought I'd...) 251 (Baseball bats and a bullet to the guts...) 252 (Food on the table...) 253 (Educated!) 254 (I just thought I might...) 255 (Sweet dreams are made of these) 256 (What IS the DEAL?) 257 (Stace + The Good Dokter discuss Waz Vegas and other stuff) 258 (BOOKS! (reading is fun?)) 259 (as long as you sell yourself, you cannot be yourself) 260 ([insert phrase which uses the word Cloud here]) 261 (Dear Diary...) 262 (Fascinating Facts!) 263 (People are starnge (when you're a starnger)) 264 (If I was a rich superman (idle-diddle-didle-diddle-dum)) 265 (Hey Ho! Radio!) 266 (Odd dreamsmaerd ddO) 267 (Just Rude) 268 (Dopey Tales) 269 (Don't run on the side of the pool (you just might slip)) 270 (Discussing socio-economic indicators, in regards to slang terminology in the United Kingdom) 271 (Deutschland Uber Disko) 272 (The Office Cutup!) 273 (Oh!) 274 (A vote for Bracks is a vote for Murder) 275 (Things I'm not supposed to be looking at) 276 (Luke, I am your father) 277 (Shock!) 278 (Tortoise + The Hare) 279 (Balloon-up) 280 (New Zealand Television Review) 281 (Ministry of Kicking Ass) 282 (Screw the fourth wall!) 283 (Nihilism!) 284 (Awoke with a gasp) 285 (Satan's Fingers) 286 (Satan's Fingers II) 287 (Dreaming About Death) 288 (Gold Coast: It's a business centre!) 289 (High Density Pig Farms) 290 (Scientology for the win!) 291 (An Open Letter To The Drug Squad) 292 (Despose) 293 (Turn the beets around) 294 (Breakfast Radio) 295 (What a riot!!) 296 (Let's piss off some bankers!) 297 (Cigarette Observations (starring Johnny Leatherjacket)) 298 (Happy New Beer!) 299 (Second day of the year!) 300 (Longest Line) 301 (Elevator Muzak? HELL NO) 302 (Hubris makes me smile) 303 (Bottle on the tracks) 304 (I don't dread tomorrow...) 305 (Fleetwood Mack, Rock And Roll Detective) 306 (Hommus-sexuals) 307 (Fleetwood Mack, Rock & Roll Detective Part II) 308 (Draems) 309 (At the sound of the tone, it will be exactly eternity) 310 (Detective Cam detectizes some Dreams) 311 (Things on my desk) 312 (You didn't take your time (or your medicine)) 313 (Game, Set and Perfect Match) 314 (Close your eyes, and I'll hit you) 315 (Blinterview 1: Rosa Sparx) 316 (Blinterview 2: The Adams) 317 (Blinterview 3: Desci) 318 (Blinterview 4: Eli) 319 (Innocent little cherub) 320 (Blinterview 5: @ndy with an @) 321 (What would you do if there was no more food?) 322 (An air of class) 323 (Happy Invasion Day, you bastards) 324 (Liberation Day) 325 (Curse You!) 326 (None Dare Call It Conspiracy) 327 (None Dare Call It A Dream Workshop) 328 (None Dare Call It Laziness) 329 (None Dare Call It Faber-Castell) 330 (None Dare Call It Freaking Psycho Cousins) 331 (None Dare Call It A Total Lack Of Ghosts) 332 (None Dare Call It One Ghost Too Many) 333 (None Dare Call It The Breakfast Club) 334 (Explosivo) 335 (A True Latrobe Valley Story) 336 (Ball of confusion) 337 (No Scuffles But The Class Scuffles) 338 (A nice day) 339 (Satan's Fingers III) 340 (Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill The Poor) 341 (Tuesday's Chile) 342 (Sorry, I've been busy with terrorism) 343 (Every Junkie's Jumping!) 344 (Melbourne, huh) 345 (Laying it on a bit thick) 346 (A Gay Bashing) 347 (You got a date with Johnny Pain) 348 (Bad dreams) 349 (An Actual Bad Dream) 350 (Converstations) 351 (Wooden you like to know, pallet!) 352 (Pallet Commentary + A Ghostpost) 353 (Kitchen a ride) 354 (Trusting Gorillas) 355 (If the shoe fits: Observational humour regarding womens footwear) 356 (Mum... Dad... I'm... I'm... emo) 357 (This is why I went to (fake internet) medical school) 358 (Dr. Cam, Master of Negotiaton) 359 (Dreaming of a Highy-Detailed Bloodbath) 360 (There's no ride like this at Disneyland) 361 (Interpid!) 362 (so gay it hurts my arse) 363 (My Scoop Got Boondogged + other things of mild interest) 364 (breaking news) 365 (Dislocation, location, location) 366 (Variations on a theme) 367 (Trajedie) 368 (Reports of my death are mostly exaggerated) 369 (taskforce, taskforce, how we love you) 370 (That's right I've got a floor! SO WHAT SO WHAT?) 371 (Pezimism) 372 (Humour relying on specific conspiratorial knowledge) 373 (Sweet bananas, sir!) 374 (Women, huh.) 375 (May I have the attention of the class?) 376 (Yes, Virginia! [cut up poetry from your favourite un-depressed alterna-youth]) 377 (Dr. Cam, Master of Negotiaton II) 378 (No offence, Officer) 379 (Woah (a-woah-oh)) 380 (this is a letter i found) 381 (good and bad things) 382 (Oh My Stars! / Commos) 383 (who is rudie and why can't he fail?) 384 (Tidings of joy) 385 (A Constructive Use Of My Working Day(s)) 386 (Band Dramas) 387 (How odd) 388 (Jeem Drournal) 389 (How juvenile) 390 (Happy Invasion Day, Suckers!) 391 (But every now and then (it's a dilemma)) 392 (There ain't no rats in those high rise flats) 393 (Gents! This does not appear to be Havana.) 394 (WHO WAS IT?) 395 (hmmmm (furthermore: mmmmmm)) 396 (For The Record) 397 (MY FIRST INSPIRATION OF THE MORN') 398 (Hola ComRADes!) 399 (Now it is RORSCHACH and PROZAC and everything is groooovy) 400 (Dreams about SATAN and INSURGENCY) 401 (Incredible Insights!) 402 (The South Will Rise Again: A Dream) 403 (guns don't kill ducklings) 404 (Page Not Found) 405 (BLINTERVIEW NUMBER ONE MILLION) 406 (The DJ's gotta be stopped (he's playing that disco junk)) 407 (Out On The Proust) 408 (Brunch! How Punx!) 409 (Things that bug me) 410 (They don't call it crystal?) 411 (A gritty urban poem such as one might read at an underground poetry slam, possibly in a coffee shop or even in somebody's living room, by me, Dr. Cam!) 412 (None Dare Call It Brunch (again!)) 413 (None Dare Call It The News Of The Day & Also Blood) 414 (Bitch, Albert Langer is nowhere as hot as THIS) 415 (He shoots me, but he doesn't shoot the Deputy? What the fuck, right?) 416 (I wonder if I could upset the Darwinists...) 417 (money money cash money) 418 (Who'd you say you represent? Ari Arr? Never heard of him.) 419 (I felt really bad...) 420 (christine, that is just not safe) 421 (Goldman Shenanigans!) 422 (A stolen Torana and a pack of Winnie Blues) 423 (FEELINGS: Accomplishment + PHOBONORMATIVE) 424 (ATTN: Mark Mayer) 425 (let's get this liberal party started right!) 426 (one day all of this internet will be yours, gentle reader) 427 (BLINTERVIEW ::: JOHNNY LEATHERJACKET) 428 (Kill All Celebrity Chefs!) 429 (Kill All Hollywood Reporters!) 430 (KILL ALL CELEBRITY PSYCHOLOGISTS + Band Names!) 431 (KILL ALL CELEBRITY ORTHODONTISTS!) 432 (Poor Derryn) 433 (an acute myocardial infARTion) 434 (an insight into the songwriting process) 435 (Band Dramas II) 436 (ript off again) 437 (And he said to me, "That's a Number One Record" and that's when I knew we had a Number One Record) 438 (None Dare Call It Hollywood) 439 (Waz Vegas Rock City + Anarchist Trivia + It's All Done With Mirrors) 440 (2315 and feeling trippy) 441 (Cunts + Commos) 442 (argument) 443 (political argument) 444 (this is about a girl who broke my heart. her name was the defence intelligence organisation) 445 (my dad's not a deadbeat) 446 (okay, they are coming) 447 (good grief charlie brown) 448 (what to do what to do) 449 (WHAT IF....?) 450 (it's a tough [end] time[s]) 451 (Bricks) 452 (getting in first) 453 (serial pestery) 454 (saved) 455 (who are you and vat do you vant?) 456 (tamara jaber) Maximum entry: 6 (Complaining from Thursday) 7 (An email from Tori, and a reply to same) 9 (Automative Trouble) 10 (Father's Day) 11 (Money - AND LOTS OF IT!) 12 (Why don't you put it in your faggy pink dreamjournal, fag?) 13 (I think it would be safe to say...) 14 (Fuck) 15 (Fuck Part 2) 16 (Political diatribes aside) 17 (Moving up in the world...) 18 (Allegedly astute observation from 3 years ago) 19 (Lima beans and other adventures through the space/time continuum) 20 (Capital T) 21 (Thank God It's, you know, the end of the week and that.) 22 (Lies, lies and damned lies) 23 (Pippi Longstockings Kicks A Whole Variety Of Ass) 24 (You gotta be 18 to look this cool) 25 (Insert spooky music here) 26 (juvenile political analysis) 27 (Beating the drum) 28 (Max with an X) 29 (Disturbing Play School Obsession) 30 (A conversation with Jelly) 31 (Sean Astin Update) 32 (We'd just like to be trivial about our logo because we're a major corporation and we think that people care) 33 (Who the fuck?) 34 (More Later) 35 (what the fuck just happened?) 36 (Matthew Broderick, what a dreamboat.) 37 (Mexican Standoff) 38 (Jesus, my fucking eyes!) 39 (Who's crazy now?) 40 (Hey Future Cam, you're working at 7.30 tonight, you forgetful motherfucker.) 41 (Why I don't like FreeTV) 42 (Detective Work & The Krishna Consciousness) 43 (Oh, right.) 44 (No time to explain, Chris! We're going to the moon!) 45 (Don't worry, there's a fight at the end) 46 (A different kind of fight) 47 (Day, like, two or something...) 48 (Withdrawal Symptoms) 49 (Shove it, you fucking junky.) 50 (Faggy Pink Dream Journal #2 + What's News, Pussycat?) 51 (Satanism from yesterday + Reappraisals of the Work Experience Kid) 52 (Curses! It's a feeble old woman! + Oh noes I forgot work + Snapshot in time) 53 (Show me the way to the next whiskey bar. Thank fucking christ it's Friday) 54 (Generic Withdrawal Symptoms Entry #8) 55 (Too Drunk To Fuck) 56 (One word: Hung. Over.) 57 (Shoe fetishist? + Logging Tapes) 58 (Waking up to the horror of a broken swivel chair.) 59 (Oh, Amerika, how bad doth you suck.) 60 (Anal sex really hurts) 61 (Grade Six, you suck) 62 (It's cold in the freezer) 63 (Enterrement, Difficile.) 64 (Beat on the brat with a baseball bat, OH YEAH!) 65 (Well, I am Governor Jerry Brown...) 66 (No! Not the Performing Arts Mafiosi!) 67 (Faggy Pink Dreamjournal 3) 68 (Faggy Pink Dreamjournal #4) 69 (Grade Six Teacher) 70 (Dream money and further plans) 71 (An evening of interpretive dance) 72 (Vodka and Nutmeg) 73 (Dealing with the consequences) 74 (Impromptu surgery) 75 (Faggy Pink Dream Journal #5) 76 (My top ten favourite seasons of all time.) 77 (Whatever shall we do? How about we... INITIATE A RACE WAR! LOOK OUT, WORLD!) 78 (Happy New Years ahaahahahahahaaa!) 79 (Jesus, I'm so punk + "Holy Crap!" + Cake) 80 (Bang! You're dead + Notes + Spider + Lego + Disturbing Sex Talk) 81 (God, I hate my job + Faggy Pink Dreamjournal #6) 82 (Server troubles) 83 (Shock/Horror) 84 (Quest... Into The Future) 85 (No! Not.... not... THE SHADOW!) 86 (Fucking genius.) 87 (Down & Out In Churchill + In a real fourth reich...) 88 (Orville calls) 89 (Ninja editing and then disaster!) 90 (Car Troubles v. 2.01) 91 (getting lost and getting drunk) 92 (Faggy Pink Dream Journal #7) 93 (Things of interest...) 94 (Spammy McSpamSpam + What Would Jesus Do?) 95 (Black Spot Sneakers and the ZOG/Neo-Conservative Conspiracy) 96 ((Relevant?) Flashback) 97 (Remember Me? ...Yes, actually.) 98 (Rumsfeld, Reith & Richard Pleasance) 99 (A fantastic day!) 100 (Century) 101 (Well, I never crossed a man that didn't deserve it...) 102 (Lazy is as Lazy does.) 103 (A hot chick, Third Rock From The Sun, and a spelling consultant) 104 (Gadzooks and other fun times, I'm sure) 105 (Stay cool...) 106 (Drug-fuct and fancy free) 107 (It's pretty fucking hot... + Neurocam) 108 (Strange daze...) 109 (Vampire hunting and other beans...) 110 (Neurocam Clarification + A Question) 111 (Lewd, and crude, and foulsome dude.) 112 (One two three four seven.) 113 (Felled By A Typo...) 114 (Missing Christmas Eve Post) 115 (Hooked On A Feeling - NYE 2004) 116 (Insider knowledge...) 117 (gimme gimme shock treatment - back on le air) 118 (Who's there?) 119 (Scientific discovery...) 120 (A saving of 1.2 cents) 121 (Offspring, Insects, and a Road to Nowhere... + Coy glances + Poetry) 122 (Hyped For Christ + C'est de la Abandonment) 123 (More science, goddammit!) 124 (Death Becomes The Road + My little sister Vs. Graham Greene and small children + Fairytale...) 125 (Sean Connery, Andrew Wilson and staring into infinity.) 126 ("You don't even like jazz!") 127 (The KKK Took My Baby Away) 128 (Land of the Long, White Cloud...) 129 (Stoned MSN with Nathan) 130 (I'm not sure if this is going to work...) 131 (Dreamy eyes...) 132 (Drunken letter to self) 133 (Three Lads & A Slag) 134 (Strewth! Turn A Conker Sideways!!1!) 135 (Mobius Trip) 136 (Sunburnt (was Dope Lingo)) 137 (My internet porn ring is a front for a band (woah-oh!)) 138 (Nazi Guide) 139 (Zany escapades) 140 (Vale Raoul) 141 (Testicles and other intellectual endeavours) 142 (Bonus Bonez) 143 (Going Troppo Would Be A Stupid Title) 144 (Hey Mr. Sandman! Send me a dream!) 145 (Good Old Fashioned VIOLENCE!) 146 (Miskallaneous: Muthafucken Updated!) 147 (Milk, you say?) 148 (C'est de la Wireless) 149 (Milkshake Musing + Science + Deep Thoughts) 150 (And now for the comedy stylings of...) 151 (And now the Komedy Stylings of Luke Connors...) 152 (Unbirthday Party. (warning: I'm still a little drunk)) 153 (Straight Edge North Melbourne Hijinx) 154 (Socks, drugs, rock and roll) 155 (The Pope Is Dead!) 156 (Official Report X) 157 (Buckets of Fun) 158 (Sunrise Knives) 159 (Assaulting the airwaves with our unseemly presence...) 160 (How to Party in a manner that could be described as Hearty.) 161 (Eye Spy + Bass Strait Hijinx) 162 (Let's play the Numbers Game) 163 (Disco Is King) 164 (Who the fuck needs sleep anyway?) 165 (I love you, Ben!) 166 (Another bright Toorak morning...) 167 (Comments Spam - Woss it all about then?) 168 (Tooradin: A Frank But Fair Account) 169 (Little snippets of Thursday) 170 (I am complete) 171 (Meet Edward Tee) 172 (Music and other fun times) 173 (Dangerous times in the WDC...) 174 (From the heart of Interzone...) 175 (What I done...) 176 (Old School (Flip it funkwise, DJ)) 177 (I'm the Messiah Part 2: Dead) 178 (Degenerate Valley Youth) 179 (DEATHFOG!!!!) 180 (I'm a bad little blogger!) 181 (Possible Motor Troubles) 182 (Thoughts on London) 183 (1900 PRAISE JEEZUS!) 184 (Illest Pimp Slap) 185 (Turning Up The Heat) 186 (The Keen, Keen Eyes of Edward Tee and the Truth about Andrew Fraser) 187 (Waz Vegas - Greater Valley Area's Most Liveable City) 188 (Radio radio radio (radio radio radio)) 189 (This is ground control to Major Tom...) 190 (Argh! My freaking fingers!) 191 (Cheggacheggacheggachooo.... klunk) 192 (He's a smoo opera.) 193 (blah blah blah...) 194 (Back in Black) 195 (I have bad news and I have worse news...) 196 (Some pills make you larger...) 197 (Murder She Wrote) 198 (Video Store Fiends) 199 (Battle Tonight! ... Well, last night.) 200 (200 Posts) 201 (Victorian drivers are DRUG FUCT) 202 (Getting up to no good.) 203 (My dad worked for the SEC, and so did he, and so did he...) 204 (Chatting w/ Courtney) 205 (Riding In Cars With MEN!) 206 (Things are smaller when you're taller) 207 (WHAT DO WE WANT?) 208 (Alcohol - great, or just awesome?) 209 (Stace and the good Dokter discuss local politix) 210 (Dancing.) 211 (Da pohlice wahlked in...) 212 (get up, get up, get up (and dance)) 213 (Hurrah, it's nearly Christmas!) 214 (Dancing... it's a sin, you know) 215 (Everything up to this point...) 216 (Twingey McTwinge) 217 (Happy Fucking Australia Day!) 218 (I'm fucking tolerant, you stupid bitch) 219 (Vant to dance, biatch?) 220 (Damn, baby!) 221 (Hume Politix...) 222 (Vegie & The Dr. fail to see another cool gig) 223 (Trivia, G.) 224 (Below sub-zero, in outer space, in outer space...) 225 (A Mysoginist Rap I'd Like To Hear) 226 (Caution: New World Order Ahead!) 227 (We were born to be (Ali-ive!)) 228 (Down... you gotta get down...) 229 (The whole general face area) 230 (Wrap your chompers around this!) 231 (What's the time, Mr. Wolf (what's the time?)) 232 (Cloudy Days in Waz Vegas) 233 (Detective Cam goes Ghosthunting) 234 (Detective Cam investigates another mystery) 235 (Art: Pretty pictures and such) 236 (Hey hey hey (there'll be food on the table tonight)) 237 (Depression und More Clouds) 238 (More mysterious? NO WAY?) 239 (Not a Russian lesbian to be seen...) 240 (Dr. Jeffreys!) 241 (S to the Oapy, Homes) 242 (How to eat an oreo...) 243 (Can you sing? Can you dance?) 244 (That's the drop.) 245 (You got trouble my friend (right here in River City)) 246 (Musics etc.) 247 (Strange events?) 248 (Es-pee-oh-nar-jee) 249 (The mystery deepens... even deeper!) 250 (So, I thought I'd...) 251 (Baseball bats and a bullet to the guts...) 252 (Food on the table...) 253 (Educated!) 254 (I just thought I might...) 255 (Sweet dreams are made of these) 256 (What IS the DEAL?) 257 (Stace + The Good Dokter discuss Waz Vegas and other stuff) 258 (BOOKS! (reading is fun?)) 259 (as long as you sell yourself, you cannot be yourself) 260 ([insert phrase which uses the word Cloud here]) 261 (Dear Diary...) 262 (Fascinating Facts!) 263 (People are starnge (when you're a starnger)) 264 (If I was a rich superman (idle-diddle-didle-diddle-dum)) 265 (Hey Ho! Radio!) 266 (Odd dreamsmaerd ddO) 267 (Just Rude) 268 (Dopey Tales) 269 (Don't run on the side of the pool (you just might slip)) 270 (Discussing socio-economic indicators, in regards to slang terminology in the United Kingdom) 271 (Deutschland Uber Disko) 272 (The Office Cutup!) 273 (Oh!) 274 (A vote for Bracks is a vote for Murder) 275 (Things I'm not supposed to be looking at) 276 (Luke, I am your father) 277 (Shock!) 278 (Tortoise + The Hare) 279 (Balloon-up) 280 (New Zealand Television Review) 281 (Ministry of Kicking Ass) 282 (Screw the fourth wall!) 283 (Nihilism!) 284 (Awoke with a gasp) 285 (Satan's Fingers) 286 (Satan's Fingers II) 287 (Dreaming About Death) 288 (Gold Coast: It's a business centre!) 289 (High Density Pig Farms) 290 (Scientology for the win!) 291 (An Open Letter To The Drug Squad) 292 (Despose) 293 (Turn the beets around) 294 (Breakfast Radio) 295 (What a riot!!) 296 (Let's piss off some bankers!) 297 (Cigarette Observations (starring Johnny Leatherjacket)) 298 (Happy New Beer!) 299 (Second day of the year!) 300 (Longest Line) 301 (Elevator Muzak? HELL NO) 302 (Hubris makes me smile) 303 (Bottle on the tracks) 304 (I don't dread tomorrow...) 305 (Fleetwood Mack, Rock And Roll Detective) 306 (Hommus-sexuals) 307 (Fleetwood Mack, Rock & Roll Detective Part II) 308 (Draems) 309 (At the sound of the tone, it will be exactly eternity) 310 (Detective Cam detectizes some Dreams) 311 (Things on my desk) 312 (You didn't take your time (or your medicine)) 313 (Game, Set and Perfect Match) 314 (Close your eyes, and I'll hit you) 315 (Blinterview 1: Rosa Sparx) 316 (Blinterview 2: The Adams) 317 (Blinterview 3: Desci) 318 (Blinterview 4: Eli) 319 (Innocent little cherub) 320 (Blinterview 5: @ndy with an @) 321 (What would you do if there was no more food?) 322 (An air of class) 323 (Happy Invasion Day, you bastards) 324 (Liberation Day) 325 (Curse You!) 326 (None Dare Call It Conspiracy) 327 (None Dare Call It A Dream Workshop) 328 (None Dare Call It Laziness) 329 (None Dare Call It Faber-Castell) 330 (None Dare Call It Freaking Psycho Cousins) 331 (None Dare Call It A Total Lack Of Ghosts) 332 (None Dare Call It One Ghost Too Many) 333 (None Dare Call It The Breakfast Club) 334 (Explosivo) 335 (A True Latrobe Valley Story) 336 (Ball of confusion) 337 (No Scuffles But The Class Scuffles) 338 (A nice day) 339 (Satan's Fingers III) 340 (Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill The Poor) 341 (Tuesday's Chile) 342 (Sorry, I've been busy with terrorism) 343 (Every Junkie's Jumping!) 344 (Melbourne, huh) 345 (Laying it on a bit thick) 346 (A Gay Bashing) 347 (You got a date with Johnny Pain) 348 (Bad dreams) 349 (An Actual Bad Dream) 350 (Converstations) 351 (Wooden you like to know, pallet!) 352 (Pallet Commentary + A Ghostpost) 353 (Kitchen a ride) 354 (Trusting Gorillas) 355 (If the shoe fits: Observational humour regarding womens footwear) 356 (Mum... Dad... I'm... I'm... emo) 357 (This is why I went to (fake internet) medical school) 358 (Dr. Cam, Master of Negotiaton) 359 (Dreaming of a Highy-Detailed Bloodbath) 360 (There's no ride like this at Disneyland) 361 (Interpid!) 362 (so gay it hurts my arse) 363 (My Scoop Got Boondogged + other things of mild interest) 364 (breaking news) 365 (Dislocation, location, location) 366 (Variations on a theme) 367 (Trajedie) 368 (Reports of my death are mostly exaggerated) 369 (taskforce, taskforce, how we love you) 370 (That's right I've got a floor! SO WHAT SO WHAT?) 371 (Pezimism) 372 (Humour relying on specific conspiratorial knowledge) 373 (Sweet bananas, sir!) 374 (Women, huh.) 375 (May I have the attention of the class?) 376 (Yes, Virginia! [cut up poetry from your favourite un-depressed alterna-youth]) 377 (Dr. Cam, Master of Negotiaton II) 378 (No offence, Officer) 379 (Woah (a-woah-oh)) 380 (this is a letter i found) 381 (good and bad things) 382 (Oh My Stars! / Commos) 383 (who is rudie and why can't he fail?) 384 (Tidings of joy) 385 (A Constructive Use Of My Working Day(s)) 386 (Band Dramas) 387 (How odd) 388 (Jeem Drournal) 389 (How juvenile) 390 (Happy Invasion Day, Suckers!) 391 (But every now and then (it's a dilemma)) 392 (There ain't no rats in those high rise flats) 393 (Gents! This does not appear to be Havana.) 394 (WHO WAS IT?) 395 (hmmmm (furthermore: mmmmmm)) 396 (For The Record) 397 (MY FIRST INSPIRATION OF THE MORN') 398 (Hola ComRADes!) 399 (Now it is RORSCHACH and PROZAC and everything is groooovy) 400 (Dreams about SATAN and INSURGENCY) 401 (Incredible Insights!) 402 (The South Will Rise Again: A Dream) 403 (guns don't kill ducklings) 404 (Page Not Found) 405 (BLINTERVIEW NUMBER ONE MILLION) 406 (The DJ's gotta be stopped (he's playing that disco junk)) 407 (Out On The Proust) 408 (Brunch! How Punx!) 409 (Things that bug me) 410 (They don't call it crystal?) 411 (A gritty urban poem such as one might read at an underground poetry slam, possibly in a coffee shop or even in somebody's living room, by me, Dr. Cam!) 412 (None Dare Call It Brunch (again!)) 413 (None Dare Call It The News Of The Day & Also Blood) 414 (Bitch, Albert Langer is nowhere as hot as THIS) 415 (He shoots me, but he doesn't shoot the Deputy? What the fuck, right?) 416 (I wonder if I could upset the Darwinists...) 417 (money money cash money) 418 (Who'd you say you represent? Ari Arr? Never heard of him.) 419 (I felt really bad...) 420 (christine, that is just not safe) 421 (Goldman Shenanigans!) 422 (A stolen Torana and a pack of Winnie Blues) 423 (FEELINGS: Accomplishment + PHOBONORMATIVE) 424 (ATTN: Mark Mayer) 425 (let's get this liberal party started right!) 426 (one day all of this internet will be yours, gentle reader) 427 (BLINTERVIEW ::: JOHNNY LEATHERJACKET) 428 (Kill All Celebrity Chefs!) 429 (Kill All Hollywood Reporters!) 430 (KILL ALL CELEBRITY PSYCHOLOGISTS + Band Names!) 431 (KILL ALL CELEBRITY ORTHODONTISTS!) 432 (Poor Derryn) 433 (an acute myocardial infARTion) 434 (an insight into the songwriting process) 435 (Band Dramas II) 436 (ript off again) 437 (And he said to me, "That's a Number One Record" and that's when I knew we had a Number One Record) 438 (None Dare Call It Hollywood) 439 (Waz Vegas Rock City + Anarchist Trivia + It's All Done With Mirrors) 440 (2315 and feeling trippy) 441 (Cunts + Commos) 442 (argument) 443 (political argument) 444 (this is about a girl who broke my heart. her name was the defence intelligence organisation) 445 (my dad's not a deadbeat) 446 (okay, they are coming) 447 (good grief charlie brown) 448 (what to do what to do) 449 (WHAT IF....?) 450 (it's a tough [end] time[s]) 451 (Bricks) 452 (getting in first) 453 (serial pestery) 454 (saved) 455 (who are you and vat do you vant?) 456 (tamara jaber)