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Leigh says:
Hey Cam
Leigh says:
guess what.
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
What, babe?
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
ET is pregnant?
Leigh says:
Um... Yes.
Leigh says:
No.
Leigh says:
WHO TOLD YOU?!
Leigh says:
actually, I was thinking about... WWJD
Leigh says:
but your idea would be like that movie with Arnie
Leigh says:
only less Austrian
Leigh says:
and more Australian
Leigh says:
fine then
Leigh says:
just ignore my profound thought.
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Hey Leigh.
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Why were you thinking about WWJD?
Leigh says:
okay, well get this.
Leigh says:
like, it's really a fucking stupid question
Leigh says:
What Would Jesus Do?
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Do go on.
Leigh says:
Jesus would be all raising people from the dead, and dishing out the water to wine party drinks, and fucking multiplying bread for that homeless guy you wouldn't give five bucks to
Leigh says:
I mean, can yooooou do any of that?
Leigh says:
I don't think so
Leigh says:
What Would Jesus Do?
Leigh says:
he'd be curing the lepers
Leigh says:
and like, befriending the whores, and not in a seedy way
Leigh says:
so really, t's not a very practical thing to ask yourself.
Leigh says:
one might go as far as to say, it's counter productive
Leigh says:
I mean, like if you saw this person drown
Leigh says:
and you said, WWJD, man?
Leigh says:
and you decided to walk out there and get them
Leigh says:
because obviously, you can't swim
Leigh says:
just think of the trouble you'd be in THEN
Leigh says:
and the surf patrol would be all, what were you THINKING?
Leigh says:
and your answer was, I was thinking WWJD, man
Leigh says:
you'd feel like a right cocksucker then.
Leigh says:
I mean, out of all the many million things Jesus might do, I bet you couldn't do any of them
Leigh says:
or not many, anyway.
Leigh says:
the end.
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Will you marry me?
Leigh says:
I don't know, WWJD?
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
He'd marry Mary Magdalene.
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
And fake his crucifixion.
Leigh says:
yeah, I read a book about that.

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