Dear Grade Six Class,
You cannot spell.
You cannot spell 'goes.'
You cannot spell other words too, I can't remember. The point is, it isn't 'geos' or 'gose.'
It is G-O-E-S.
Wherefore art your blog? Don't let those goons get you down.
Telling you how to live gives the rest of us purpose and direction.
Dear Paul Jennings,
I know I said that I would write something about your biography, and I know that I haven't. If you could find it in your black, soulless heart to forgive me, that'd be dandy.
Nah, I jest, you're an okay guy.
A parking ticket is a punishment for breaking the law. It is not a big punishment. If you want your precious prison food, you'll have to blow some shit up or SOMETHING, god, what am I? Your crime mentor.