Avant garde, no?

Yeah, I'm pretty good.

I wrote a book. It's called Hot Knockers. It consists of 100 knock knock jokes that I wrote over the course of two days.

It is NOT for kids. It has swears, an LSD sequence, and a sex scene.

How much would you expect to pay for this?

Well, if you said $400, you would be right, but only if you are in Brazil. I figure some rich Brazilian might be intrigued by a $400 knock knock book.

Everywhere else, it is ONE DOLLAR. That's 100 knock knocks for a dollar. One cent a knock knock. Half a cent a knock.

You can't knock those prices.

AND WHEN THE REST OF THE KNOCK KNOCK COMMUNITY SEES THESE PRICES THEY WILL BE TRYING TO KNOCK ME.

BUY IT ON AMAZON

If you don't have a Kindle, it will work on the Kindle app, which is available for all the types of computers, smartphones and tablets.

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