Yeah, I'm pretty good.
I wrote a book. It's called Hot Knockers. It consists of 100 knock knock jokes that I wrote over the course of two days.
It is NOT for kids. It has swears, an LSD sequence, and a sex scene.
How much would you expect to pay for this?
Well, if you said $400, you would be right, but only if you are in Brazil. I figure some rich Brazilian might be intrigued by a $400 knock knock book.
Everywhere else, it is ONE DOLLAR. That's 100 knock knocks for a dollar. One cent a knock knock. Half a cent a knock.
You can't knock those prices.
AND WHEN THE REST OF THE KNOCK KNOCK COMMUNITY SEES THESE PRICES THEY WILL BE TRYING TO KNOCK ME.
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