Good name for a band? No.
Look, I didn't do no Maths Methods 3/4, so I don't know much about the county men or what all those funny squiggles on the counter machine do. Do I need to? I'm never going to visit Senator Mathias Cormann at his palatial West Australian bungalow, so why do I need to speak the language?
NE'ERTH'LESS! I am told that promoting things is a good way to "sideways cross" the number of eyeballs on the thing, so I am going to tell you about the latest podcast that I have done with Ben Pobjie.
Now, if the only place you are reading my thoughts is this blog, it might come as a surprise to you that I am doing a podcast with Ben Pobjie, because I have never mentioned it on here before, because I am bad at promoting things (if at some point in the future I have applied for a job which involves promoting things and you are a potential employer googling me to see if I am good at promoting things, I am joking about being bad at promoting things and I would say my biggest weaknesses are working too hard and self-sabotage).
Right, so we have established that basic fact. If you are indeed someone who had no idea about this, and you have a heart condition, you may want to get your medical alert bracelet ready, because we have done NINETY EIGHT of these things.
NINETY EIGHT! Is that a lot? Let's just say - it's almost ONE HUNDRED.
Two days, nine hours, twenty minutes, and eight seconds. That's how long until The End. But it's also exactly how much free entertainment you can get just by downloading all of our podcasts.
Which you can do on iTunes HERE.
But I know what you are thinking. That seems like an awful lot, Cam, what is a good starting point and suchforth?
Well, that's why I am writing this weblog posting, because I rather think that our latest episode is very good AND a great starting point.
You can get it through the iTunes, or just click HERE to stream it.
Anyway, I just had to get that off my chest. I'm sorry if you can't handle that much unbridled honesty, but that's on you...
PRESIDENT LINCOLN. Shock twist!
[ROLL CREDITS. ABRAHAM LINCOLN WILL RETURN IN 'THE CASE OF THE MISSING SIDEBURN']