Christopher Hitchens was a guy who died. He was a publik intellekshual and people loved to hate him and also hated to love him. There are differing opinions, but if I am the last to publish mine will I be the loser of obituaries? I don't want to find out!
Christopher Hitchens was born in a country, but he died in either the same country or a different country.
He loved a tipple and also a fag. I don't know if he partook, but I bet he was the type to bogart. I think he was kind of a jerk.
Some people say he was a misogynist because he wrote a dumb article about how women aren't funny. Proving his point much, feminists? NO! That's not what I mean, at all. He probably hated women a bit. Fair do's.
Anyway, he for realsies hated Mohammedans, and he cheerleaded the War On Iraq and he was always sure they'd find WMDs which was kind of dumb because I was in high school and even I knew they wouldn't.
You dill, Hitchens!
But all in all, probably no more Iraqis died because of Hitchens than would have anyway. Maybe 2 or 3. And let's say he killed a couple of people with passive cigarette smoke. So we'll put his death toll at 5.
Luckily there's no god or he'd be fucked.