Avant garde, no?

So I was helping my grandmother in her garden this morning (omg i know, such a good grandson) and I went inside to get some water.

ANYWAY, while I was inside, some yoofs popped their head over the fence and admired the garden.

"Hello," said my grandmother to the yoofs.

"Hello, miss," said the yoofs to my grandmother, "we were just admiring your garden."

"Are you interested in gardening?" asked my grandmother of the yoofs.

"Oh yes," said the yoofs. And then they pulled out a baggie of MARIHUANA and tried to sell it to my grandmother.

"So did you buy any?" I asked when I returned.

"Hahahahahaha," laughed my grandmother, pointedly NOT ANSWERING THE QUESTION.

THIS IS A TRUE STORY. IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED ONE HOUR AGO.

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