The other night my father made a snide comment to me about my Twitter. I can't remember what it was, but whatever, I didn't even have a Twitter thing - water off a duck's back, dad!
But it made me think, maybe I should start Twittering to spite my drunken deadbeat father?
COINCIDENTALLY, Ben Pobjie appeared to have the same thought at approx. the same time.
It is my mission to acquire more followers than him. I currently have six. He has 20.
This is probably a lost cause, because he is incredibly popular for such a racist pill-popping boor.
twitter.com/sexenheimer is the thing.