I think that I like The Rocketsmiths a little bit. They are from Brisbane. It can't be helped. Anyway: Das Roketsmits
I came home today and my temporary house-guest Dave had written this down and stuck it on the fridge. There were, like, twelve empty cans of VB on the bench.
"This is what the Dave says, Collingwood's King and Redeemer, the Dave Almighty: I am the first and I am the last; apart from me there is no Dave. Who then is like me? Let him proclaim it. Let him declare and lay out before me what has happened since I established my ancient people, and what is yet to come, yes, let him foretell what will come. Do not tremble, do not be afraid. Did I not proclaim this and foretell it long ago? You are my witnesses. Is there any Dave besides me? No, there is no other Dave; I know not one."
I know, like, one hundred guys called Dave, so I don't know what he is talking about.
P.S. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, DAVE. I am not even kidding.