Avant garde, no?

Oh man, gentle READER, sometimes you gotta be careful what you say.

Like, for example, the other night I am at @ndy Slackbastard's stately yuppie townhouse drinking free-trade Starbucks branded coffee while we watch Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure on his plasma TV, and he is explaining to me about Deep Ecology on account of it had come up during the day so I asked him what it was.

Well, I was pretty convinced. Deep Ecology: You know it makes sense.

So a few days later I am at a function and I apply my new-found dedication of the Deep Ecology ethos to a number of unrelated subjects. I think that while doing this I may have inadvertently mocked Deep Ecology at someone who actually subscribes to those beliefs. I am kind of counting on the fact that Deep Ecologists probably don't have a huge sense of humour to get me out of this one. It is a possibility that they may have taken me at face value.

SOCIAL AWKWARDNESS AVOIDED

Later, I was debating 9/11 with someone who refused to accept that the Jews brought down Building 7 from the inside. They said I was being ridiculous. I said, "What, you think Jews are too stupid to pull that off, you goddamn anti-Semite?"

Actually, it was nothing like that, but I am working on expanding my ASIO file. I hope I remember why when I'm older and I get my hands on it.

I might just be very confused.

NOTE TO FUTURE SELF: THE PURPOSE IS TO HAVE THE BIGGEST FILE POSSIBLE.

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