There is this new thing called being subtle. It is pretty new, so I just thought I would tell you about it.
Basically it involves not being entirely obvious.
So I know this guy Adrian right, gentle reader. Anyway, he is like a security guard essentially, but he is pretty terrible at it. I think he thinks he owes me money or something, cos I saw him down the street last night and he tried to avoid me by casually window-shopping, except the shop he was pretending to window-shop in was empty. It was not subtle.
You don't owe me any money, Adrian! Why are you avoiding me? Is it cos you are afraid I will challenge you to a high-stakes scrabble tournament?
That is a perfectly reasonable fear, Adrian.
SUB-TEXT?? No, that would be ridiculous.