Avant garde, no?

Hey Adrian,

There is this new thing called being subtle. It is pretty new, so I just thought I would tell you about it.

Basically it involves not being entirely obvious.

Gawd.

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So I know this guy Adrian right, gentle reader. Anyway, he is like a security guard essentially, but he is pretty terrible at it. I think he thinks he owes me money or something, cos I saw him down the street last night and he tried to avoid me by casually window-shopping, except the shop he was pretending to window-shop in was empty. It was not subtle.

You don't owe me any money, Adrian! Why are you avoiding me? Is it cos you are afraid I will challenge you to a high-stakes scrabble tournament?

That is a perfectly reasonable fear, Adrian.

SUB-TEXT?? No, that would be ridiculous.

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