So, it looks like I'll probably be heading to Washington D.C. to work on the Obama campaign. Why me, you ask? Well, it is a little known fact, but in political circles I am commonly known as 'The Magician'.
Here is a sneak peek of the direction my new ads will be heading in:
John McCain left his wife for a younger, prettier, less wheelchair-bound model. How can we know he won't do the same to America and take off with some sexier country like Vietnam. He's spent an awful lot of time over there, hasn't he? What's THAT all about?
John McCain - Can you trust him?