The band refuses to perform my song about having a W. B. Yeats infection without talking about actual yeast infections, and that is a conversation I don't want to have.
At any rate, the song is both medically and culturally inaccurate, so I might just drop the issue.
Speaking of BAND DRAMAS, we now got a BAND DRUMMER. We just need to get our violinist back so the band can have GENDER PARITY again. It's not that a lack of gender parity was such a terrible thing, but having GENDER PARITY means the band has APPEAL to all people of all GENDERS, and that means MORE UNITS MOVED.
Which is the point. A hearty toast to GENDER PARITY!