Damn, that's no good.
I was reading the Classifieds in the Herald Sun today, and on page 86 there was one thing listed under Lost & Found:
The 8 of D is missing from my deck.
- Mark Mayer
Well, I read it over and over again and I finally concluded that it could be nothing else but SECRET SOVIET SPY CODE. Would tomorrow I read:
The 8 of D is traveling the Caribbean with the King and the Joker. Istanbul sends regards, love to your lady wife CECILIA.
- Jack Jroden
But then I looked up Mark Mayer and discovered that Mark Mayer is in fact a magician and that this was merely part of an elaborate magic trip.
Unless Mark Mayer is indeed a SOVIET SPY!!