Avant garde, no?

Damn, that's no good.

I was reading the Classifieds in the Herald Sun today, and on page 86 there was one thing listed under Lost & Found:

MISSING

The 8 of D is missing from my deck.
- Mark Mayer

Well, I read it over and over again and I finally concluded that it could be nothing else but SECRET SOVIET SPY CODE. Would tomorrow I read:

The 8 of D is traveling the Caribbean with the King and the Joker. Istanbul sends regards, love to your lady wife CECILIA.
- Jack Jroden

But then I looked up Mark Mayer and discovered that Mark Mayer is in fact a magician and that this was merely part of an elaborate magic trip.

Unless Mark Mayer is indeed a SOVIET SPY!!

Just sayin'.

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