Avant garde, no?

I had a dream that Christine Nixon called me up for a chinwag.

I said to her, I said, "Christine, it is 3am in the morning, are you drunk?"

She said, "FUCKEN A, BITCH!"

She said, "FUCK, NEARLY CLIPPED THAT CUNT!"

I said, "Christine, are you driving?"

She said, "FUCKEN A, DICKHEAD!"

I said, "Jesus, Christine, where are you? Pull over and I'll come and take you home."

She said, "FUCK THAT!"

She said, "You know what else?"

I said, "What else?

She said, "I'M NOT WEARING MY SEATBELT!"

I said, "Christine!"

She said, "IT CANCELS OUT THE DRINK, CAM!"

I said, "I really don't think that it does, Christine."

Then she hung up and I woke up.

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