I was talking about drunks with Comrade Janice. It incited this conversation. It is a strange conversation but it actually happened and is completely sincere (except for the first thing I said).
Janice: Drunks have feelings too. That's why they abuse you when you call them drunks.
Cam: They abuse you because they're trying to baptise a child! You're driving your car through the church!
Janice: It's just a money making exercise anyway.
Cam: What... baptisms?
Janice: Exactly - what do you get out of it?
Cam: Well... entrance into Heaven is the idea, I think?
Janice: They splash you with a bit of holy water, blessed by whom exactly?
Cam: A priest?