Avant garde, no?

The Caulfield line's delayed again
There'll be a bus - they don't know when

The cause we'll read in tomorrow's paper
Is some crims who pulled a copper caper

One Eyed Dave will take the lot,
"You're selling cheap, is this stuff hot?"

"She's apples, Dave, it was laying dormant!"
Too bad One Eye's a police informant.

But the moral of this sordid tale,
isn't that if you deal with dogs you go to jail.

The lesson here to avoiding pain,
is don't deal with dogs who catch the train.

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