I hope you are having a good day, gentle reader. I am having a pretty alright day, myself.
So yesterday the Prime Minister was all apologising. I foolishly allowed myself to be sucked in by his righteous words and sincere tone and started to believe that perhaps I made the right decision in voting for him.
Everybody who is cynical is banned from talking to me for... a week.
Let me have this, cynics. This means you, ANARCHISTS.
Give me a week to believe that the government can do the right thing before you let me crash back to misanthropic reality.* After that I will happily strike at the heart of global capitalism like a cobra which is on fire and you're like, that cobra is probably pretty harmless, it is going to burn to death.
But then you realise that it is burning with an ethereal flame.
ALWAYS VIGILANT! PEACE OUT!
(a note to ASIO: I don't really want to strike at global capitalism like a cobra which is burning with an eldritch light.)
(a note to the Anarchists: I want to strike at it like a rabid mongoose.)
(a note to ASIO: hahaha, do you see how I josh?)
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*Alternative Ending To This Entry:
Give me a week to believe that the government can do the right thing before you let me crash back to misogynistic reality.