I have placed a number of wagers with Comrade Desmond D. Danger.
1. I bet that Britney Spears will die within the next month.
2. I bet that Elisabeth Murdoch will see her 104th birthday.
Desmond D. Danger thinks I am a fool for making these bets, but I am basing them on an escalating pattern of self-destructive behaviour and constant medical care of the highest quality respectively.
You would be a fool NOT to make these bets.
Hey gentle reader.
Stay Bogan and Stay Metal. Peace.