Avant garde, no?

WOAH HOT POTATO SCHRODINGER'S MONKEY SHALLABALLA DING DONG

DEAR GENTLE READER

HOW ARE YOU? I AM GREAT THANKYOU I AM POSITIVELY FLYING

SO

EITHER HE WORKED IT OUT FOR HIMSELF (OR MOOOOOORE LIKA-LY SOMEBODEY KLUD HIM IN, BECAUSE I DON'T THINK THAT HE DID WORK IT OUT FOR HIMSELF, BECAUSE AS I HAVE PREVIOUSLY INDICATED ON THIS INTERNET WEBLOG THAT YOU ARE CURRENTLY READING - THIS ONE... THAT YOU ARE READING RIOT NOW!!! .... THE MAN SIMPLY DOESN'T HAVE A CLUE))))))))) BUT!

MY DASTARDLY ANNOYING NEIGHBOUR MICK JAGGER APPEARS TO HAVE REACHED THE VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY SENSIBLE CONNNNNN-KLUSION THAT HE HAS PISSED EVERYONE IN THE STREEEEEEET OFF WITH HIS KON-STANT ACK-YOU-ZATIONS OF NEWSPAPER THIEVERY aaaaaaaaAAAAAND THE LIKE.

SO! TO REPAIR HIS TARNISHED REPUTATION! HE DECIDED TO THROW A PARTY SMARTY - A PARTY - AT HIS HOUSE.

AWESOME PARTY. I SPOKE TO MICK FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES ABOUT THATCHERITE ECONOMIQUES (MOST AGONISING FIVE MINUTES OF MY LIFE) BEFORE I FAKED AN EPILEPTIC SEIZURE TO GET AWAY. SENSIBLE DECISION. WHILE HE RAN OFF TO CALL AN AMBULANCE, I BUNKED DOWN IN THE BATHROOM WITH JADE AND RONNIE AND SNORTED BLOW OFF THE EDGE OF HIS BATHTUB. NICE BATHTUB. MAN HAS GOOD (VERRY VERRY GOOD) PLUMBING, IF NOT GOOD SENSE.

IN ULTIMATE INSULT, SURREPTITIOUSLY SECRETED NEWSPAPER FROM KITCHEN BENCH ABOUT MY PERSON ON WAY OUT DOOR. YOU'LL NEVER STOP ME YOU OLD BASTARD!!!!! KRYPTIK KROSSWORD WAS HALF CKMPLETE. GOSSIP: HE DOES IT IN PENCIL.

WEAK!!

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