Dr. Cam: My head hurts Andrew
Dr. Cam: Help me come up with a quote
Dr. Cam: Something witty
Andy: we all say we want the violence to cease / but no justice motherfucker means no peace
Dr. Cam: that is hella witty
Dr. Cam: but maybe try again
Andy: dude, someone told me the other day that yr blog was brilliant
Andy: so put yr thinking cap on
Dr. Cam: Who told you my blog was brilliant?
Andy: A fan who shall remain anonymous
Dr. Cam: Was it Dave?
Dr. Cam: Dave!!
Andy: no!! behave!
I know it was you, Dave. I am coming for you, Dave.
You won't even realise until I strike.
LIKE A COBRA ON A POGO STICK.
My annoying neighbour Mick Jagger has - and I am not making this up - purchased a motion-sensing webcam to monitor his front porch remotely in order to catch whoever is stealing his newspaper.
I know I should stop, but I cannot resist this challenge. Damn you, Jagger.
I hope he never reads this.
NOBODY LINK MICK JAGGER TO THIS BLOG