I was walking back to my house (from the shops, if you really must know) when I noticed my annoying neighbour Mick Jagger was hassling this guy a couple houses down.
"Mick!" I yelled at him, "Nobody is stealing your fucking newspaper, you senile bastard!"
He glared at me and stomped off. Crazy old coot.
So then the guy he was hassling says to me, "Hey, I'm your new neighbour!"
So I say, "Oh, cool. I'm Cam."
And then he says, "Transssss-formation!"
And moved his hands around in a circle, palms out.
I say, "Okay, I'll see you around."
And he says, "Good to meet you."
Yeah... it probably was.