More True Moments From My Life:
I was watching the hit television sitcom Friends yesterday. It was the one where Joey (a masterful performance by Matt LeBlanc) suspects that he has already slept with the young lady he has begun dating. Very awkward.
So I'm sitting on my couch, all watching the TV, when there is a knock at my front door. I get up and open it and it's Mick Jagger from the Rolling Stones.
He says, "Hey Cam, somebody has been stealing my newspaper for the past few weeks. I was wondering if you'd seen anything suspicious."
I says, "Listen Mick, I really don't appreciate your accusatory tone."
And then I shut the door in his face.
What a dick!
Anyway, now I don't know if I should stop stealing his newspaper. If they stop disappearing just after he visited me, he'll know it was me for sure.
Oh, for an uncomplicated life.