I have scratches all up both my legs. I don't know how they got there.
Desmond D. Danger read what I wrote about him. He didn't, apparently, appreciate being called Desmond D. Danger.
Why would you not want to be called Desmond D. Danger? That is a freaking awesome thing to be called. I have come up with another name that is pretty good - Mickey Grouse - but Mickey is yet to do anything worth reporting.
Get your head in the game, Grouse!
Today I am only going to listen to music that will make people think I'm a terrorist:
Bomb The Music Industry!
This Bike Is A Pipe Bomb!
The Bomb Bassets!
Well, now I want to listen to Sweet Baby.
Nobody will think I'm a terrorist now. :o
EVERYBODY BOMB EVERYTHING!