Avant garde, no?

Dear Mother and Father,

Consider this your first and only warning to CEASE AND DESIST from reading this blog. If this warning is not abided by, LEGAL ACTION WILL BE TAKEN.

Jeez. It is crucial to our open and honest parent/child relationship that you only need to know about my life either what I tell you directly or what information you can gather from your network of informants.


Why did Santa burn a cross on the lawn of a black family?

Cos he was a Christmas cracker!

I came up with that all on my own. Maybe I should look for work in the cracker joke industry.

Maybe I shouldn't...

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