I drove on the Pakenham bypass today. No offence, Pakenham/Officer, but bypassing you guys was so fucking great.
Next, the Trafalgar/Yarragon bypass?
Whenever I get pulled over, I want to have this conversation:
Copper: Have you had anything to drink tonight?
Dr. Cam: Nothing but beer and speed, officer.
Pause for comedic effect...
Dr. Cam: That's ginger beer, of course!
But I never do because you shouldn't joke in situations like that.