Avant garde, no?

I drove on the Pakenham bypass today. No offence, Pakenham/Officer, but bypassing you guys was so fucking great.

Next, the Trafalgar/Yarragon bypass?

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Whenever I get pulled over, I want to have this conversation:

Copper: Have you had anything to drink tonight?
Dr. Cam: Nothing but beer and speed, officer.

Pause for comedic effect...

Dr. Cam: That's ginger beer, of course!

But I never do because you shouldn't joke in situations like that.

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