Avant garde, no?

I had to explain the concept of the Bilderberg Group to a comrade today - they're a group with a floating membership who hold a private summit every year. The membership is made up of movers and shakers. Conspiracy theorists hold that they have too much control over world events.

He said: "Do you think they prank call restaurants?"
I said: "How so?"
He said: "They'd be like, 'Can I make a New World Order? I'd like some Bilderburgers, please!' And then they would all roll around laughing."

Alternatively, they could call up world leaders and ask:

Is your country running?
Um, yes?
Then you'd better go and catch it!

This is all gold. I expect the call from Triple M any moment now.

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