Avant garde, no?

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I just had a dream. I was walking down the street and there was a guy with a sandwich board sign - it had something to do with the pending apocalypse.

Suddenly, I hear a loud bang, and this guy comes running out of an alley. His clothes are torn and singed and he is slightly smoking.

"Is Kevin Rudd Prime Minister yet?" he asks me, all atwitching in the eyes.

"No," I tell him.

"Then it's not too late," he says, and he runs off.

The guy with the sign walks over and says to me, "I reck'n that fella may have had a few Jews loose in the woodpile."

I woke up.

What on Earth?

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