Avant garde, no?

I've been enjoying the variations that the penis enlargement people have been coming up with on the one email they keep on sending me (and what is the deal with that... I'm not Carl Thompson for goodness sakes... I'm the Sexenhammer!)

Darrell O. Marshall writes:

Boytoys always whooped at me and even gentlemans did in the municipal comfort station!
Well, now I giggl at them, because I took Meg, a dik.
for 4 months and now my tool is quite longer than federal.

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Devin H. Cross informs:

Females always laughed at me and even gars did in the civil toilet!
Well, now I laugh at them, because I took M_E_G. ADI. K
for 3 months and now my prick is extremely more than national.

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Darrell S. Marshall had this to say:

Womens always smiled at me and even chaps did in the public WC!
Well, now I hee-haw at them, because I took M eg ad ik
for 6 months and now my tool is dreadfully largest than civil.

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Lorie Q. Winkler dropped a rhyme bomb such as this:

Girls always srieked at me and even chaps did in the federal lavatory!
Well, now I giggl at them, because I took Me_ga. d_ik.
for 4 months and now my tool is dreadfully weightier than national.

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Alison Q. Christopher reckons and recognizes:

Cuties always whizgiggled at me and even bucks did in the unrestricted WC!
Well, now I smil at them, because I took M eg ad ik
for 3 months and now my pecker is truly preponderant than usual.

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Whizgiggled! Sexenhammer Out!

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