So... What happened last weekend?
Let's just look at the statistics:
Drugs taken: 0
I didn't smoke any weed.
I didn't take any speed.
I didn't drink any mead.
Fuck. I'm a poet, and I didn't even know it.
Seriously, no drugs.
Injuries sustained:
1 sprained ankle
1 stubbed thumb
4 shallow cuts to my left hand (accidentally self-inflicted)
Crimes committed:
Driving over double lines.
Littering.
Buying alcohol for teens.
Speeding.
Minor vandalism.
Destruction of property.
Theft of "City Property" - a 'hard rubbish' related bylaw.
Items stolen "from the city":
1 Television set.
2 CD players.
1 Tape deck
1 VCR
1 Turntable.
Arrests: Zero
Police chases on foot: One
Alcohol induced confrontations: Two
Violent alcohol induced confrontations: One
Deaths: Zero
I believe I win, Mr. Weekend.
And that's that!
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