Sometimes my comrades come out of left field with absurdist right hooks to the solar plexus.
Comrade Texta, after having watched Blood Diamond, a film about the trade of conflict diamonds: I wonder if you can get conflict lettuce?
Comrade Coloured Pencil, having read an article about an extremist Islamist group calling all Australian muslims to jihad: It seems like muslims get called to jihad a lot. Do you think they ever check up to make sure people are following through, and not just declaring jihad on their crab grass and stuff?
Yeah, I talk to my stationery - what of it?