I'm an innocent little cherub.
I went to a rockin' birthday party last night, whereupon the wine flowed like water, and the beer flowed like wine and water didn't really flow at all but if it had it would have flowed like fine Peruvian root beer, and there was skanking and moonstomping and even a little bit of jiving - and when I woke up I had a headache.
I was like, what's the freaking deal with this headache? Why do I have a headache? That's interesting, I appear to have a headache - but what is it's purpose.
Anyway, after about 30 minutes of confusion regarding the source of my headache it clicked: This is what a hangover is, I think.
Maybe I should drink more?