Avant garde, no?

Desci is a 20-something writer/sex line operator from Melbourne. I like Desci cos one time she sent me her 'Give Em The Boot' sticker (and also an Area 7 sticker - charming). I didn't get her letter for about six months though, cos my housemates forgot to give it to me. She must have thought I was terribly rude for not saying thanks.

Her blog is here.

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1. Would you say that giving women the vote: A. Did irreparable damage to
society / B. Did damage to society that could be rectified by revoking their
voting priviledges?

a), but let the bitches eat cake. That they made in their kitchens while
cooking my dinner.

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2. People have accused you of being an elaborate hoax perpetrated by persons
unknown. Who is your secret alter-ego?

Someone that everyone curiously thinks is someone else's. But don't tell
anyone.

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3. If you could pash any Australian newspaper columnist - who would it be
and why?

Meh, I suppose Simon Castles - so in it for t3h kidz. No. Newspapers are
fucked. Ask my thesis; he'll tell you in 16,000 words or more.

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4. Brad & Angelina - will it last in 07?

Sure, why not. Unless one of them disappears up their own urethra.

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5. Would you prefer to be in a position where you did not have the
responsibility of making decisions?

NO

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6. Could you agree to "strict discipline?"

Context required.

[Dr. Cam explained: It's a scientology recruitment question. But I bet you are thinking whips and chains and shit.]

but of course.

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7. Would the idea of making a complete new start cause you much concern?

Yes. A World of Yes.

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8. What are your plans for the development of the solar system in the next
fifty years?

Venus: tear that fucker down and build a bookshop. THAT'LL LEARN THAT
COPY-CATTING CUNT. 'Twin Planet' indeed.

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9. Would you get in the ring and fight me? I mean, actually FIGHT me?

Yes. Bring it on, cunt. Also, if you could have one hand tied behind your
back it'd be appreciated plskthnxbi

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10. Could you ever bring yourself to return my affection?

If you buy me a fancy dinner and all the drinks, I could return the Space
Pope's affection. I'm that kind of whore. Sickening.

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