Avant garde, no?

My mum and little sister went to the tennis the other day to smash up some fucking croats or check out a shirtless Andy Roddick or something, I'm not sure.

Anyway, they're walking along swinging their hands and this bloke strikes up a conversation with them - "Oh, how's the tennis going, etc. etc."

And my mum, goodness gracious me, says, "Oh, it's great, Andy Roddick took off his shirt!"

The bloke was quite confused.

"Sorry, I'm quite confused, I thought you were... you know."

Lesbians!

My mum took it as a compliment, my sister less so.

"He was quite hot though," the guy said.

Defective gaydars - what are you going to do?

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