Avant garde, no?

Oh deary me!

Recently, a friend of my grandparents came out of the closet. My grandparents are quite enlightened - but some of their friends less so, and following the coming-out one of them expressed the concern that they were worried their hommus-sexual friend was going to try to seduce them.

I found my grandfather's response highly amusing: "Mate, he's been gay for 50 years and the reason he didn't seduce you back then was because you were fat and ugly. You haven't improved with age."

Catty.

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