Vegie C. Vegie and I had a jam session last night and came up with the Satan's Finger's concept album. Here's the first song:
I. First Date With Satan.
He was looking pretty cool,
And his hair was really fine,
For three semesters now he's had the locker next to mine,
I bet-I bet-I bet he doesn't even know my naaaaame.
I said, "Hey,"
He said, "Hey Cam"
Holy Fucking Jesus, he knows who I am!
I said, "I see you like Slayer, they're pretty cool"
He said, "Yeah, I guess."
OH MY FUCKING GOD - I THOUGHT I WOULD DIE!
His bright red eyes, his haunting gaze,
The curve of his ear, and his smooth, smooth face,
SO BEAUTIFUL, I THOUGHT I WOULD DI-IE.
It took a week to build the courage I'd need,
To commit such a brazen deed,
As declaring my intentions, and all that.
I got a pen and then I wrote,
All my feelings on a little pink note,
Passed it faa-ast in claa-ass.
Do you like me - tick Y or N,
So nervous, will I ever breathe again,
Oh holy fucking jesus, he is looking at me-ee.
*extended guitar solo*
We went out to the amusement park,
Rode the dodgem cars after dark,
Took the love boat down the River Styx,
Gettin' up to all sortsa teenage kicks,
It was-it was-it was the best night of my life.
Then he drove me home,
We walked to my porch,
We sort of stood there,
Frozen in time,
He leaned in towards me,
AND THEN WE KISSED!