Me and Vegie C. Vegie have started a METAAHL band. It is called Satan's Fingers.
We only have one song so far. It is also called Satan's Fingers and will be found on our self-titled EP:
They say that IDLE HANDS are the DEVIL'S PLAYTHING!
This DEVIL'S HAND wears a GOLDEN RING!
I-IIII-I'M.... ENGAGED TO SATAN!
That is all of the song we have so far.
Politically, the band is pro-bombing hospitals and pro-animal rights, but the former is just "metal posturing," you know.
Specifically we are against high density pig farms and cosmetic testing on whales and other noble creatures of the sea.