Avant garde, no?

Sup, my homies?

I am not as groovy as I could be, thanks for asking, and have the following things to report:

Johnny Leatherjacket is MIA. If he is reading this, feel free to call/drop around any time... you know, let us know that you are alive. Or even just turn on your phone?

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In groovier news, Vegie C. Vegie pumped out 2 shows worth of pre-records for the show this evening... Tune in from 9pm on Saturday 19th and 26th (104.7 in the Latrobe Valley area) for a tasty mix of crafty cuts and sinister slices.

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And so on.

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Fast Food Advertising.

To quote William Shatner: "The Colonel is break dancing! Give me a break!"

I don't know what lot it is, but I refer to the television advertisement in which a bloke is trying to sell really big chicken nuggets.

I don't trust him. He does not have a trustworthy face.

I think it's because he looks like a fucking junkie.

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McDonalds. Here's an interesting contradiction. Although I find the advertisements in which small children jump out of adults and purchase McDonalds for them highly disturbing, I greatly enjoy the commercial in which a small Mexican man climbs out of a man and purchases him a limited edition "El Maco" burger. The moment when it becomes apparent that the man is aware that a small Mexican has climbed out of his stomach to purchase him food is priceless. Masterclass acting.

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Dr. Cam and Dr. Stace discuss Waz Vegasian issues of great import!!

Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Oi oi
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
You need to tell me all Warragul goss.
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
What is going on?
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
What is the scandals?
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
And so on!
Miss StaceyMaree says:
Well!
Miss StaceyMaree says:
I can't think of any Warragul goss off the top of my head
Miss StaceyMaree says:
except
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Yes?
Miss StaceyMaree says:
beware a white van
Miss StaceyMaree says:
It is now the official transporter of the Waz Vegas Terrible Two
Miss StaceyMaree says:
Warragul has a new roundabout
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
I saw!
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
It has multiple lanes!
Miss StaceyMaree says:
quite confusing for such small town people
Miss StaceyMaree says:
Legally Blind will be appearing at Pakenham Battle of the Bands tomorrow night
Miss StaceyMaree says:
spread the word
Miss StaceyMaree says:
I think the gul needs more controversy
Miss StaceyMaree says:
now that the cloud has gone
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
I miss the Cloud.
Miss StaceyMaree says:
and water flouridation and broiler farms have died down
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Indeed.
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Enjoy your flouridation!
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Delicious fluoride!
Miss StaceyMaree says:
haha
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
I heard there was a punch up at a council meeting.
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Or harsh words, at least.
Miss StaceyMaree says:
a punch up makes a better selling story
Miss StaceyMaree says:
between who?
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
The Mayor's wife and some person?
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Or perhaps just a councillor's wife.
Miss StaceyMaree says:
(A Shocked Smiley)
Miss StaceyMaree says:
I like the idea of it being the mayors wife
Miss StaceyMaree says:
but why?
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Cos there was an argument in the meeting.
Miss StaceyMaree says:
oh dear
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
And then the wife was in the bathroom later, and she overheard some of the ladies slagging off her man.
Miss StaceyMaree says:
those bitches!
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
So she came out, and there was a bit of biffo on the front steps!
Miss StaceyMaree says:
oh my goodness
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
I know!
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Shock!
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Why is it not FRONT PAGE NEWS?
Miss StaceyMaree says:
because there are far more important issues like 'FERTILISER PRICES PLUMMET'
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Oh no!
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Not CHEAP FERTILISER!
Miss StaceyMaree says:
yeah
Miss StaceyMaree says:
you know why?
Miss StaceyMaree says:
cause the farmers have been doing dodgy deals
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
No way!
Miss StaceyMaree says:
yes way
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Can you back up these allegations?
Miss StaceyMaree says:
I work and study in the gul, I know these things
Miss StaceyMaree says:
that should be enough for you
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Who are they dodgy dealing with?
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
And why?
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
TO WHAT PURPOSE?
Miss StaceyMaree says:
to ensure they get fertiliser at a cheaper price
Miss StaceyMaree says:
they're dodgy dealing with the fertliser people
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Good heavens!
Miss StaceyMaree says:
they get cheap fertliser, in exchange for illegal goods
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
What sort of illegal goods?
Miss StaceyMaree says:
ones that arent legal
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Oh, those ones!
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Damn... maybe I should have actually read the Gaz.
Miss StaceyMaree says:
yeah
Miss StaceyMaree says:
although, I havn't seen this weeks yet
Miss StaceyMaree says:
I'm so behind!
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Unacceptable.
Miss StaceyMaree says:
a lady bought a new book
Miss StaceyMaree says:
it is front page news
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Haha... serious?
Miss StaceyMaree says:
maybe she wrote it
Miss StaceyMaree says:
but thats not nearly as exciting
Miss StaceyMaree says:
timetables!
Miss StaceyMaree says:
are a big issue this week
Miss StaceyMaree says:
TWO letters on it
Miss StaceyMaree says:
it seems waz vegans are not happy with the new v/line timetable
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Is it not good?
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Won't there be entire minutes cut off journey times by the new trains?
Miss StaceyMaree says:
but the timetable is not convenient, apparently
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Shame!
Miss StaceyMaree says:
oh there is three letters
Miss StaceyMaree says:
but one is titled 'another view point'
Miss StaceyMaree says:
I love how catchy the titles are in the gaz letters
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
They are the masters of the subtle pun.
Miss StaceyMaree says:
certainly
Miss StaceyMaree says:
'Road to be changed at intersection points'
Miss StaceyMaree says:
THERE is a story I am interested in
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Did you know that Legally Blind are on the JJJ Unearthed site?
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
And that they are not the only folk from the Valley on there?
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
http://www.triplejunearthed.com/Artists/View.aspx?artistid=1787

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Peace out, motherfuckers!

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