Oh man... wait wait wait wait wait wait! Two guys... with two first names!
P.S. It is Beatlemania on the radio today: 104.7 FM, Valley Types. My show is 9-1030: DO NOT FEAR. I have come up with all sorts of stuff you won't never have heard.
Later (much later, actually): I met the first person to speak to the Beatles when they arrived in Australia. You totally should have listened.