Avant garde, no?

le Stace says:
I'm afraid Freud could not help you on the dream matter
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Hahahahaha!
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
He's so incompetent!
le Stace says:
yeah
le Stace says:
he'd just tell you your dreams were fulfilment of wishes
le Stace says:
and that you secretly desired your mother and thats why you are dreaming about your dream
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
DUDE!
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
EWW!
le Stace says:
yeah
le Stace says:
tell him that
le Stace says:
that boy loved it a little too much I think
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
I agree
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Expert analysis, Professor Stace!
le Stace says:
straight from 'Psychology Units 3&4 Third Edition'!
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
You are the textbook definition of genius!
le Stace says:
exactly
le Stace says:
may my theories be known and beleived by all
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Absolutely.
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Dude, I'm like... so hungry.
le Stace says:
dude
le Stace says:
!!
le Stace says:
like, eat then
le Stace says:
I just ate a real mans meal
le Stace says:
you should do the same
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
What?
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
What did you eat?
le Stace says:
a tuna sandwich
le Stace says:
with the eyes still in it
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
That's not a man's meal!
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Women eat tuna eyes.
le Stace says:
oh no
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Men eat... HADDOCK!
le Stace says:
you are not a real man then!
le Stace says:
REAL men know a tuna sandwich with eyes is a real mans meal
le Stace says:
it seems so womanly, only the most manly of men can stomach it
le Stace says:
only if it is prepared by a woman while chained to the stove, of course
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Oh absolutely!
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
What's your position on feminism, Stacey McStace?
le Stace says:
oh!
le Stace says:
is this a trick question?
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
It's not.
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Unlike women, men do not insist on playing mind games every five seconds.
le Stace says:
if I say 'I do not like like feminism' I will be told to get back to the kitchen!
le Stace says:
which is where I should be
le Stace says:
my official postition on feminism:
le Stace says:
'Shutup and cook'
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Damn!
le Stace says:
why?
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Your position on feminism is unrelenting in it's ferocity!
le Stace says:
isn't it
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Who are these Legally Blind whippersnappers I keep on hearing about?
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Stacey... SELL THEM to me.
le Stace says:
you keep hearing about them?
le Stace says:
that is VERY GOOD
le Stace says:
they are a band
le Stace says:
one of my friends is in it
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
You have friends?
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Ahahahaha - I jest!
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
I know that you really do!
le Stace says:
I am supposed to sell them to people, although I have not heard much of their music except for this like one time at battle BUT all that will change very soon when they record something
le Stace says:
jokey mcjokington, you are lucky you told me you were joking, otherwise I would not have known!
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
I see from their "Myspace" internet page that they have an upcoming gig at Xhibition Halll?
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Extra L is totally intentional.
le Stace says:
yes
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
But... regretted.
le Stace says:
don't know the date yet
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Possibly... July 1!
le Stace says:
NO
le Stace says:
I put july 1 because I didn't know the date
le Stace says:
but it is expected to be sometime in July
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
HOLD ON A MOMENT!
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
You are the creator of that world wide web homepage?
le Stace says:
I am the creator, but all members of the band AND myself contribute
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
There you go!
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Now... you must INFORM me.
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
About what is happening with the other Waz Vegas bandz.
le Stace says:
of..?
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
I just told you!
le Stace says:
they are making music
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Are they, though?
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Are they having gigs?
le Stace says:
noise
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
ETC.?
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
I totally saw a poster about something when I was in Waz Vegas last week.
le Stace says:
well there was a gig the other week
le Stace says:
yeah
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
But it was referring to PAST EVENTS.
le Stace says:
OH
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
I was TOO late.
le Stace says:
thats unhelpful!
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Oh, tell me about it, honey!
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Stacey, can you get a message to the musicians of Waz Vegas for me?
le Stace says:
I'll put up a sign on the roof of safeway
le Stace says:
so all the musicians flying over in their private jets can see
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Make sure you let as many of them know as possible.
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
This is the message:
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
HARK! Musicians of Waz Vegas! I come to you with a message... A message of HOPE. And mine message is this! Although things seem dark... the eternal night rests upon the mountain of Baw Baw, and the Sun seems far away... Although times are tough - Although the stench of despair is rank in the air across the Valley... Do not - I repeat - DO NOT... grow your fringe and write songs about blood.
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
End message.
le Stace says:
hahahahaha
le Stace says:
I WILL try my best to get that message around
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
It's VITAL.
le Stace says:
you will be happy to hear legally blind do not have ANY members of their band who have grown their fringe, and none of their songs are about blood
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Excellent.
le Stace says:
there is hope, after all
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Because if I have learnt nothing else from the phonebox on Queen St across the footbridge from the train station, it's that "Emos suck."
le Stace says:
ah!
le Stace says:
THAT phonebox
le Stace says:
all the information you will ever need is in that very phonebox
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Near this: <a href="<a href="http://cam.bluexo.net/slug";">http://cam.bluexo.net/slug";;>http://cam.bluexo.net/slug</a></a>
le Stace says:
oh yes
le Stace says:
that THING
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
I think the money should have been spent on new chairs at the old folk's home.
le Stace says:
or a new car for the mayor
le Stace says:
my mother broke the mayors car sometime last year or the year before
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
How?
le Stace says:
crashed
le Stace says:
but it was his fault
le Stace says:
he wasn't being careful!
le Stace says:
is this the kind of person we want making descisions on behalf of the people of the gul and surrounds?
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Absolutely NOT!
le Stace says:
exactly
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Was he drinking (allegedly)
le Stace says:
he may have been
le Stace says:
it is unknown to me
le Stace says:
but THAT never stopped me making accusations
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Making accusations is very fun.
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
I like to pretend I am a French detective.
le Stace says:
oh?
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
"Eet could not haf been Monsieur Dom Perignon, as he has no arms or legs... Likewise Madame Bovarnerriue... It must have been.... Monsieur Roquefort! J'Accuse!"
le Stace says:
it must have!
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
He is the only one with arms and legs... and a motive!
le Stace says:
oh yes
le Stace says:
BUT
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
You see, he had been obsessed with Jean Val Mariskaboue since the beginning!
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
And when she rejected his advances!
le Stace says:
does that solve the mystery of 'Was The Mayor Under The Influence Of Alcohol'
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Yes, I think it does!
le Stace says:
what is your conclusion then?
le Stace sends: [a picture of the message getting out]
le Stace says:
that is my first step to GETTING THE MESSAGE OUT
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
I conclude that Monsieur Roquefort - having been manipulated by the Mayor - MURDERED Jean Val Mariskaboue!
le Stace says:
manipulated by the intoxicated mayor?
le Stace says:
working on the sign to go on the roof of safeway as we speak
le Stace says:
they WILL take notice
le Stace says:
they WILL heed the message
le Stace says:
or...
le Stace says:
or ELSE
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Damn STRAIGHT.
le Stace says:
there are some that need to sit up and take notice of that message
le Stace says:
to them I say shame, kids, shame
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Sit up, take notice, AND CUT OFF THEIR FRINGES
le Stace says:
oh yes
le Stace says:
I should be pro-active and book them all into the hairdressers
le Stace says:
I will not give them scissors
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Yeah... that would probably end badly.
le Stace says:
it depends on how you look at it
le Stace says:
no more songs about blood!
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
But on the other hand - actual blood
le Stace says:
oh yes
le Stace says:
it might even become trendy
le Stace says:
oh wait
le Stace says:
they already beat me to that thought
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Ahahaha - oh yoU!
le Stace says:
was something humorous?
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
People cutting themselves.
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Funny stuff.
le Stace says:
oh yes
le Stace says:
my aim in life is to one day make a sitcom starring an emo and a teenybopper
le Stace says:
the emo itself would be the selling point of the show
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
What would your sitcom be called?
le Stace says:
the teenybopper is thrown in for the whole 'totally opposite' part
le Stace says:
Roy and Trish
le Stace says:
well
le Stace says:
I am undecided on the title
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Happy Sam and the Fringeful Moper!
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
At any rate, I gotta DASH!
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Cos I still ain't had no lunch (or breakfast)
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Later.... homes!
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Also, I am totally publishing this conversation rather than writing a new blog.
le Stace says:
haha

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