Avant garde, no?

Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
No WAY!
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
It's C to the Ourtney!
courtney says:
rumours of my death have been etc etc
courtney says:
hey, and also, what's up??
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
But... but... I saw your corpse.
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
I held your lifeless body in my arms and howled at the Gods
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
But, yeah, besides that, not much going on.
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Come now, dear.
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
I know that the answer is yes.
courtney says:
i went away and got transixed by a mirror
courtney says:
transixed?
courtney says:
it's a new word.
courtney says:
it's very in.
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
It's very now... very 'in the moment', darling.
courtney says:
very in and of it's time space locus
courtney says:
or maybe i mean locum
courtney says:
yeah, victoria'shaving a film awards ceremony dealie at her school, and people are supposed to dress as celebrities
courtney says:
so me and leigh are going as angelina jolie and jennifer aniston
courtney says:
we're going to find a blow-up doll of some kind to fight over
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
A Brad Pitt blow up doll... or one of those novelty sheep ones with the word "Braddy Boo" drawn on the side in texta?
courtney says:
my sister thinks we should find a mr. blobby one and label it mr. braddy
courtney says:
so yes
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
And the homoerotic fanfiction?
courtney says:
is coming along nicely, of course
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Good.
courtney says:
connor mcleod and duncan mcleod are cousins, or maybe something more?
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
You are depraved.
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
You are anti-family, anti-christian, and anti-traditional values.
courtney says:
and anti-highlander
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
It's a shame.
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
A crying shame.
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Why not put your powers to good, instead of British evil?
courtney says:
how could british things ever be evil?
courtney says:
apart from eastenders
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Eastenders is so evil that it's good again.
courtney says:
so eastenders that it's westenders
courtney says:
yeah i have no idea what i'm talking about
courtney says:
ever
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
That's okay.
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Nobody's perfect.
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Except for Matthew Broderick.
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
He's a dreamboat.
courtney says:
and, possibly, steve perry
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Steve Perry is very well-endowed, if you know what I mean, and I think that you do.
courtney says:
he has money and a house in the south of france?
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
No, no, no...
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
All his money is tied up in investment properties.
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
That's why he never pays for drinks.
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Sometimes I dream about Steve Perry and Matthew Broderick fighting in a pool of mud.
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
When I wake up, I cry.
courtney says:
cry to wake to such a cold, unforgiving reality

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