How to make nunchucks.
One day, Jelly made some nunchucks.
You can too!
Cut off X2 30cm sections of your mother's broom handle.
Subnote: Hide remaining broom well.
Apply threaded fixture hooks to the ends of each wooden component. (Nee broomhandle)
Acquire badass wallet chain from World Industries currency receptacle. (c. 2000)
Sing a jaunty tune.
Cam: What year?
Jelly: Circa 2000. Okay, Step 6.
Cam: Sing a jaunty tune.
Jelly: Yeah... you *could* sing.)
Cut your motherfucken chain in half, and link two halves with a metal gyro.
Attach one end of your chain/gyro contraption to one of your metal hooks. Attach the other to the other.
Be responsible. Practice, Practice, Practice.
Grow a mullet and get cut-off jeans. (Preferably recycled Levi 501s)
Open a 40 gallon drum of whoop-ass on some poor cunt.
It's that EASY!