Avant garde, no?

So, I got into my car on Friday morning, and put the key in the ignition, and turned the key, and it turned over.

And turned over.

And turned over.

But it wouldn't start.

So, I turned it over again. And again and again. Finally.... VICTORY! It started.

I pulled out off my nature strip and onto the road.

It stalled.

It died.

Oh. No.

My car gives me a lot of grief, but I still love it.

Without it, I am useless.

Without a car, I can't:

Do a smash n grab.
Pick up a hooker.
Run down small children.
Commute.

So, anyway, I had to catch the train to work, like a fucking pleb.

Trains are cold, but you can do many interesting things on a train that you cannot do in a car, for example: read.

Other people are soon to be without transport...

Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Sup Eli?
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Still got your license?
mjec says:
yeah, for now
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
I feel sympathy for you.
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
I was recently without a car.
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Like, on Friday.
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
And it sucked.
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
I had to catch the train.
mjec says:
Yes, so I've read
mjec says:
I will sorely miss ye olde smash 'n' grab
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Verily!

Hopefully I will think of something more fascinating to write about tomorrow. When I planned this out in my head, it was going to be all about how I was suffering from unusual levels of angst, and how I didn't like being a cliched angst-ridden young adult (hahahahaha!) but then my car worked again when it wasn't so cold, so... bye bye angst... hello cheery alterna-youth.

Lalalalala... so, what's up with you?

Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
For my blog....
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
What's up with you?
fredaustere says:
oh, wow for a second I thought you might actually be interested in how I am
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
No.
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
I don't care about you.
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
You could die and I wouldn't bat an eyelid.
fredaustere says:
but you're just looking for some filler for your blog
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Yes.
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
You have really hit the nail on the head, you worthless lump of organic matter.
fredaustere says:
if I die I'm taking you down with me
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
I know you don't have those photos.
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
I saw that kombi van go up in flames.
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
No way you salvaged anything.
fredaustere says:
you have no artistic integrity
fredaustere says:
you should create your own material... instead of being the blog equivilant of talkback radio
fredaustere says:
fucking hack
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Talkback radio will be here long after the human race is extinct.
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Deal with it.

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