Avant garde, no?

The freaking CD drive just tried to eat my hand.

I pressed the little button on the keyboard to make it open, and... WHILE MULTITASKING BY CONTINUING TO OPERATE THE MOUSE WITH MY RIGHT HAND AND UTILIZING MY EYEMATS TO WATCH THE SCREEN, THEREBY INCREASING MY PRODUCTIVITY, I used my left hand to take the CD out of the drive...

I went to lift it and... the CD drive thing started to CLOSE ON MY FINGERS!

I got them out, just in time... no harm done. No... physical harm. But it hurt my feelings.

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Other weird things to do with fingers:

When I went into the supermarket tonight, to buy some groceries etc., the checkout chick's knuckles were really knocked up... bruises etc.

It looked, to me, as if she had been fighting.

I discussed this with one of Waz Vegas' finest minds...

STAcE~ says:
what supermarket..?
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Safeway.
STAcE~ says:
wgl..?
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Oh yeah.
STAcE~ says:
ikn waz vegas?
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Yes.
STAcE~ says:
wow what was her name
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
I forgot to look.
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
I was too busy checking out her knuckles.
STAcE~ says:
i was in there today and there was this massive area manager... lachy my work mate reckons he was a tank
STAcE~ says:
maybe she had been fighting him
Dr. Cam Sexenheimer says:
Probably.
STAcE~ says:
yeah
STAcE~ says:
there are a few of em in that joint that would just have a go at ya.. butch chicks
STAcE~ says:
foshizzle

This will bear closer investigation, I think.

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