While trying to uncover the secret identity of one Vito, my new mysterious MSN "buddy," I became distracted, and ended up looking at my own MSN profile, which hadn't been updated in three years. THREE YEARS. A lot had changed in three years. Apparently the word nazi is no longer allowed to adorn one's profile (as in, my favourite things include nazi gold etc.) nor is the word whore (as in, I'm a corporate whore).
But none of that is really as important as the quote that rounded out my profile: "He who bomb New York shall surely suffer the consequences."
This little gem was credited to, "Matt Plozza, Absolute Legend & Political Commentator."
Now, Matt's no rocket scientist, but...
Ahahha... See, that was a joke, and I admit it, the only reason why I'm writing about this at all. See, Matt is actually in the business of researching and developing rockets.
You've got to admit, that's pretty fucking funny. Hey? Hey? Screw you.
Anyway, the point is this: Plozz might be a rocket scientist, but he sure got that one wrong. He shouldn't have, but he did. I mean, it's been three years. Honestly. I could have found Osama by now.
It's called Directory Assistance, foolish Americans.
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