I started this blog because... why did I start this blog again?
There were a few reasons:
1. I was a drug fuck, who was fairly sure that they did shit that was cool, but could never remember it... like... a week later.
2. Working for the Man, as I was, I didn't have a creative outlet.
3. Because I could... as I said at the time, to Vegie and SteveSteve, "It's the 21st Century, you rat bastards, I can deliver my message to the multitudes and nobody can stop me... How can I reject such an opportunity? What the fuck did you put in my drink?"
It was LSD, but that's not the point.
The point is, having started the blog, I felt honour-bound to make it a repository of information about me... When my time was past, my grandchildren could read it and say to each other, "Gee, Grampa sure was a fuck-up" and "Boy, did that guy hate minorities or what!?!?"
I don't know, I'm sure my dumbass grandchildren will find some way to misinterpret my wise words. That's right, you little futuristic parasites, you're dumbasses, you hear me?
Anyway, the point is, I put information on the internet.
The internet is a nice place to store information.
The internet, being a nice place to store information, is also a good place to find information.
Besides all the hits for the Bonus Bonez investigation, people have recently tried to find the following things on my website, via some sort of searching engine:
hotbits
no doz pills
fran singing detective
fucking
flava flav clocks (Warning: Stormfront Link, plenty of race hate)
a girl called shari
wwwcom jesus
doctor-fucker (you and me both, buddy - Dr. Cam)
obla-dee oblah-da life goes on lyrics
naziporn
ass hair photos
nubile teens
5 cents a cam equals
croatian cherry wine
neonazis and porn
What an odd collection of things... How can I explain them?
I get how someone might google nubile teens or croation cherry wine or no-doz or Flava Flav, and get to here... they are things that are often discussed at length, on this, Australia's Number One Current Affairs Internet Webdiary...
And all the nazi porn shenanigans stem from the... nazi porn shenanigans.
A girl from Shari must come from my indepth analysis of Remember Me by Christopher Pike.
But who searches for "5 cents a cam equals?"
More like 10 cents, you cheap fuckers!
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Speaking of race hate, apparently not all the nazis are in love with me:
"Im getting a little sick of sexinwhimper bs on carps blog. Can we boot him yet??? He thinks he is real smart. Or do we let him hang here a bit longer. If you want to know who he is here pm me. Kromlek what do you think??" - Stug111 on the White Pride Coalition of Australia boards.
What a grumpy bunch!
One thing I've noticed since I started working on the Fight Dem Back campaign, is that nazis really don't like anyone quoting them....
Okay, I was going to take a relevant quote from Luke Connors' blog... but then I got distracted by this... I can't stop laughing. Sorry!
"21-23rd JANUARY: Peace Works Unlimited Geelong 'Fun and philosophy' .......... Yet another approach to a more peaceful world Comfortable cabin accommodation, Socratic Dialogue and all meals $99. Phone Therese: 5### ####.
just again in case you missed it...all meals $99!!!!!! When was the last time you saw a member of the working class eating a $99 dollar meal?!! Fuck that when was the last time you saw a member of the middle class eat $99 meals!!! Does that include choice of sparkling fucking white???" - Luke Connors.
Nice going there, slick.
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